Reality Television sensation Nicole "Snookie" Pollizi has finally admitted that she is indeed pregnant. This coming after denying it for over a month when questions of her sudden weight gain arose. Snooki has been dating the Doosh, Jionni LaValle for a little over a year.
I have already come clean with my reality television addiction so it should come as no surprise that I am a loyal Jersey Shore fan but the Jersey Shore will never be the same. Snooki was pretty much the only reason that show is still successful. Ronnie is a flamer, JWow is disgusting, The Situation is cool and I'd rather put my weenier in a blender than between Deena's legs. With that said, what is left for the Shore? Sure, Pauly is cute but most people tune in to watch Snook fall deeper in her alcoholism and get arrested on the boardwalk somewhere. Without Snooki there is no Jersey Shore, there are no "Meatballs" and there sure as fuck is no reason to keep the show goin.
We all know how the story goes, the best TV characters always end up pregnant, start living a healthy lifestyle, adopt a kid from a foreign nation and leave us all with blue balls. Snooki will be no different. We will probably see her sober on a reunion special ten years from now, happy and doin well with her dooshbag boyfriend Jionni. That's not how this was suppose to play out!! We wanted to see Snook on Celebrity Rehab with a drug addiction bigger than the Staten Island, smoking crack with Shifty on the roof of the Betty Ford Clinic. Way to disappoint Snook.
P.S. Who names their boy Jionni anyways?
Snooki is gross. I have tried but I can't watch these talentless orange people
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