Peyton Manning is no longer a Colt. It is funny how shifting time just a little bit makes all the difference. That sentence would have seemed so stupid about 13 months ago. There is absolutely no scenario possible that Peyton Manning, if healthy, would not be the starting quarterback for the Colts in September of 2012. Next you are going to tell me that Tom Brady is going to divorce Giselle to move in with his new midget boyfriend. But here we are, nonetheless.
The Saints have rocked the sports world with allegations of "bounties" placed on opposing players. Hmmm...NFL defensive players are getting rewarded for knocking opposing offensive stars out of games? In the NFL? What? How can this be? Interesting how much money the Steelers defensive end James Harrison has earned. Mostly, I suppose, because of his propensity for eluding his blocker and getting hits on star quarterbacks. Not to pick on Harrison. He is just the first of about a thousand defensive players that I could have picked.
The NFL draft is in fifty days! A really, really underrated sports weekend. I love the NFL draft. Of course, I would be up for checking out the NFL combine, media days during the super bowl, the deliberations of the committee that chooses the Superbowl halftime bands, Roger Goodell feeding puppies to the monster that lives in his butthole or virtually any other NFL related sideshow. I love the NFL in a way that is so hard to put into words.
What is going to happen to professional sports when the robots come? Steroids and other performance enhancing drugs will seem like the good old innocent days of yore once technology advances to the stage where mechanical or robotic replacement body parts actually enhance human performance. I think track and field will be the first to encounter this problem and therefore will lay down precedent. What happens when a disabled type person with high tech type alternative leg type devices can run faster than the fasted non-disabled type person? The special olympics will truly be special!
Oops...Monk is coming back on...gotta go.
I dont know this Mr. Kins guy personally, but i enjoy his company. Thank you mr. Kins. You have done your country a great service with this piece.
ReplyDeleteHow much pot did you used to smoke in college Bro? That was far out.
ReplyDeleteJust the things I am thinking about. Never been much of a pot guy. I like jägermeister quite a bit. And beer. Really anything with alcohol. Don't sleep on the amputee thing though, bros, this is an issue that is coming. Less than ten years away if I were to make a really uneducated estimate.
ReplyDeleteMaybe in 50 years we will see the fox robot on the field instead of doing weird things on the side of the screen when you're trying to look at stats and it just keeps stretching n shit always making u miss the stat line cuz its just so f@ckin weird
ReplyDeleteMy prediction: i know its been all over espn that peyton is in miami working out so this is no "big east steam" caliber prediction but peyton will land in miami. Hes a class act who plays for the fans as much as he plays for himself. He will play in miami becuz thats wut we will wan. Brady twice, the colts twice, will be the best thing for his ego(evryone has one) and for the NFL since 97. Plus lebron and wade have taken to twitter. And we know how powerful tweeters are. Brilliance.
ReplyDeleteYea good call bro. Except for he won't play colts twice a year. Will he take that challenge with Brady twice a year? Good weapons with bush n Marshall I still like arizona.
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