Sunday, March 11, 2012

Celtics Vs. LaLaLakers... Live Joint.



Goddy, a huge Celtics fan. Czur, a huge Lakers fan. Mr. Kins, a huge PUD. Let's talk some shit. Live @ 3:30.

101 comments:

  1. More pre-game talk of Rondo being traded. Not gna happen. Rather tired of this "attitude problem" talk. Very few NBA players have "attitude problems". How bout Lebron clutchin it up last night AND handin the ball off to Dwade for the finish?

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  2. Correction: Mr. Kins is a tiny Celtics fan and a HUGE Laker hater. Screw you Rushtie.

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  3. Watching the MSU/OSU game. MSU looking bad ass to start.

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  4. Any way to link the brackets to Twobit? Will probly have the site by thurz. Any ideas?

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  5. Wheres tech bitch when u need her.

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  6. Heard a super lame Laker version of the Steelers Black and Yellow. F@cking stupid Lakers local radio station playing "Purp and Yellow"

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  7. Fuck the Kuckeyes!! They fuck me every year. They are the only chink in the skillets armor come bracket time. Fuckin Kuckeyes

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  8. I need to see KG and Bynum fist fight today. I hate them both equally.

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  9. Love Rondo. How can you want to trade a guy that wants to pas the ball and play defense? The only complaint with Rondo is his free throw shooting but I believe he is a guy that you can put a good big man and three shooters with him and you can play with anybody.

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  10. Bynum looks like gary coleman. Wutchu talkin bout Kobe?

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  11. Rondo is top three in the league. Personally i would take him over anyone. Wearing shades n shit during warm-ups? My manz.

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  12. Fuck Rondo. He is a little brat. Smug unhappy little fella.

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  13. Oh man I want to see rondo pimpin in the purp n yeller

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  14. Go bucks!!! Aaron craft is awesome to watch. Reminds me of Mr.kins on the court. Working his ass off to make up for the huge lack of skills

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  15. Seriously though that kid is fun to watch. Little bit like rondo with the defense. Always in the opponents face. Buggin the shit out of em

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  16. Hahaha, to make up for his lack of skills!! Nice. I couldnt have said it better myself. And fuck you anonymous!! Fuck you!!

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  17. Rondo will never wear the purple and yellow. And its yellow, not gold. As in yellow bellied.

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  18. Nobody gets away with traveling more than Kobe.

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  19. Yea except for every center in the league.

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  20. Tough call. There is a lot of uncalled traveling in the NBA. let's compromise and just say that nobody gets away with as much anal raping.

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  21. A subject in which you have an abundance of knowledge.

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  22. I figure what to make of Paul Pierce. Great player? Yeah, I guess. Just tired of watching him do the same dribble twice, step back, miss a twelve footer with a hand in his face. He will definitely go down as the most boring to watch great player ever. My opinion.

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  23. Does any player in the league not travel? I can't think of one, oh okay one - steve nash

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  24. Wow, the Lakers are a much better team when Kobe isn't in ball hog, gotta get mine mode.

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  25. I(Jake) can see Mr. Kins wiping evidence off his dick and throwing his shit covered towel in a dumpster behind Arby's. Your a loser, Mr. Kins.

    Is there any way I can become a member of TwoBit? How do I log in and get a username?

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  26. Skinz, Double P is just old. He carried the C's for too many years. Probly the most under rated player of all time.

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  27. I agree I can't think of anyone that's more boring to watch but he does make the game look easy. Smooth

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  28. I think he gets his recognition. He is "the truth". Just always was boring to watch. But the guys that look so effortless are always boring in a sense

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  29. He was never exciting to watch. Mostly a great shooter. His iso package is the worst all time. I'd rather have Brent Barry in the isolation play.

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  30. When they clear out for Pierce, they could just give the ball over. Not sure if he could score on Rush one on one.

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  31. Not too many can, Skinz. You sure as fuck can. Remember Mayhan. And1.

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  32. Kobe is such a bitch. Wasn't touched and wanted the foul. That is just after throwing a elbow at Ray Allen and somehow Allen getting called for the foul. At least they gave Kobe a tech for being an ugly chick.

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  33. Kobe is ragging pretty hard tonight. Leaving a trail of vag blood everywhere he goes.

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  34. You just hate that Kobe is top 10 all time greatness. Hate on hater

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  35. Whats with the fake glasses fad? 4 out of the 5 celebs shown courtside had them one. Its worse than the boots with the fur and skinny jeans. The boots were hot, i admit, two years ago. And is SEAL the ugliest fuckin celebretard ever?

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  36. Kobe is not top 10 all time. Top 10 wannabe maybe.

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  37. Even goddy (a Celtic lover) knows how great Kobe is. You just can't take it.

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  38. I think you can only rate players by position. Next to MJ is there a better 2 guard in our lifetime? Nope

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  39. Unfortunetly there is not. Horrible, boring fuckin game. Fuckin C's are miserable to watch this season. Besides The Rondozer.

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  40. The Announcement is on tonight. No, not lebrons announcement, Magics. ESPN's attempt at cleaning up lebrons rep. I fuckin hate espn worse than fast food places that take ZERO pride in thier reuben sandwitch.

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  41. Whatever Czur, i bet you are a Micheal Jackson fan too. Mr. Dobbs is the only writer that isn't a fag.

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  42. Not sure what to do with Kobe historically. He is great but I don't know if in his era is he a better two guard than Wade? It's close one way or the other.

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  43. Yep I remember the magic man that day. It was the end of showtime in La La land. Remember that all star game? Best all star game ever. I remember magic draining that crazy fade away 3. He couldn't miss that day.

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  44. *Two Bit writer that is. How can you say Kobe is better than players like Isiah Thomas, Larry Bird, Magic, Reggie Miller etc?

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  45. If someone could explain to me how I get a username than i will gladly put a face behind my anonymity.

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  46. Seriously comparing wade n Kobe ? Blinded by hate. Kobe has been all league defense almost every year. 5 titles with two different groups of players. Super duper clutch in playoff and finals games. Oh and he scored 81 one night with mostly jumpers which in my mind is way more impressive then wilts 100.

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  47. Skinz, but you will bash Lebron and any other player that doesnt win championships the way MJ did. Your funny. Guess what, Dwade is no diffrent. He needed shaq to win one and he was the brains behind the lebron/bosh move to Miami. He is no diffrent!! We all got to Witness his career without these huge stars on his team.

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  48. And if we're talkin about leaky vag juices. Who's leaks more than wade? His is a constant stream every night. If he even plays cuz he might be sitting out a week for a stuffy nose

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  49. Ryan says- Czur, finally said something that makes sence.

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  50. C, shoulder injuries absolutley require a wheelchair.

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  51. Only basketball could turn a sad story of sexual irresponsibility and infidelity into a tuimphant hero story. Magic is portrayed as if he contracted a disease during a desperate rescue of orphans from a burning nuclear power plant. he stuck his weiner into a bunch of trampy ladies, endangering himself, his wife and screwing his employer. Where is the heroic story in that? On top of all that, remember when he went onto that late night talk show (I think Arsenio) and drew a raucous applause for announcing he wasn't gay? He is a cheater, a user, untrustworthy and on top of it all a homophobe. Take pride in your heroes, Laker fans. The Magic man and the rapist, Kobe. Awesome.

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  52. And Skinz, to say Wade is possibly better than Kobe is to say that he may look a little better when he dunks and when he carries his man purse. If your talkin pure talent and not all the things that define greatness then you hafto mention lebron before Dwade you pud. lebron is by far the most "talented" player in the NBA, maybe in all of sports. Dwade has nothing on Kobe. Moron.

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  53. To log in you just need a google account. Goto the sign in thing on the top right of the page. Then click sign up.

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  54. LeBron is a small forward. Question was best two guard.

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  55. Talkin about oozing Vag juices. Skins has sprung a leak fosho. Yeah dude bball is the only sport that can blah blah blah. The NFL doesnt do that. Ray Lewis only killed a man.

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  56. Thats so weak. Lebron runs the point all the time. World Peace gettin the shit goin, needed a little scrap to get this thing goin.

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  57. Yes now the hate on Kobe I can understand but even comparing wade to him is just silly. And I never put him ahead of magic or bird. I said top 10. Its hard for me to rank all positions together. And I can't rank guys like Oscar cuz I never got to see him. But I'd easily put Kobe ahead of reggie miller. Miller could shoot the lights out and was clutch as hell. But titles still mean something in the historical sense. Isiah is in my top 10. I can't rank all position more then putting them in a top 10. Other then MJ is by far number 1, magic n bird 2&3

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  58. I think you can compare Wade and Kobe, yes. Kobe has had far superior talent around him so the five titles compared to however many Wade and Bron win will be irrelevant. Wade at his bet and Kobe at his best are very similar players. Both are very good defenders and clutch shooters. Both are bleeding vags. Both get far too many bailout calls. Kobe came to the NBA straight from high school and had an organization that allowed him to develop slowly. Wade Went to college and entered the NBA with a team that asked him to carry the load from day one.

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  59. Both led some very bad teams in the middle of their careers when the talent wasn't as good.

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  60. Nothing heroic in what magic did but what he's done since has been very heroic. All he did was sleep around with hookers. Irresponsible yes but you make it out like he's evil or something. I don't think he planned to screw his boss by bangin chicks. Cheater yes but that is hardly evil. Again not heroic and it shouldn't have been treated as such but people loved magic and the show time he brought to LA. So I understand fans supporting him. We still support Ben right?

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  61. Pretty sure the conversation has been between bron n Kobe for quite a few years. Wade wasn't in that discussion. If you can compare wade n Kobe then you could attempt to compare MJ and Kobe which is stupid

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  62. And I guess with your argument you could compare magic n bron Cuz magic always had a much better team then bron which again is stupid. Titles don't mean shit in ur argument I guess.

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  63. I agree, Czur. I compare big men and then compare guards and small forwards seperatley. Hard for me to go by every position. And the fact that Skinz bags on Kobe but loves Big Ben just shows what i penis he is. We gotta game here boyz!

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  64. I love the Primus jam on the new NBA commercial. My Name is Mud is my recomendation for Two Bits next Song of the Day.

    Love,
    Jarred

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  65. Let's compare

    I will list Kobe's numbers first

    PPG 25.4 v 25.3
    S% 45.4 v 48.6
    S/G 19.5 v 18.3
    3pt% 33.6 v 29.0
    FT% 83.7 v 77.0

    They score the same per game. Kobe shoots more. Wade shoots a higher percentage. Kobe is a better three point shooter and free throw shooter.

    Reb 5.3 v 5.1
    AST 4.7 v 6.3
    Stl 1.5 v 1.8
    Blk 0.5 v 1.0
    TO 3.0 v 3.6

    Kobe is a little bit better rebounder. Wade better in assists, steals, rebounds, and blocks. Wade slightly more TOs.

    I think those are very comparable players. The big difference between the two is titles obviously. So, how you feel about the three titles Kobe won with Shaq will be the difference. I feel that those were Shaq's tithes. Kobe clearly was a big part of winning them but Shaq was the defining player of those teams.

    If you give Shaq most of the credit for those titles then Kobe gets two titles as the main guy. And if you still give Kobe full credit for all five then we can then debate Kobe versus Pippen cause Pip has six titles. Y

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  66. My comment was that the two were merely comparable. I would still go Kobe between the two but what happens if the Heat win thenext three titles?

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  67. Stats are for girls.

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  68. Then again compare magic n bron numbers?

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  69. I agree Jarred. I would take Ray Allen in his prime over Dwade all fuckin day. And at least 8 others.

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  70. Stats are the enemy of people losing an argument.

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  71. Your ridic Mr. Kins. And i think you can compare Pippen and Kobe. Thats not a bold thing to say.

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  72. See u use stats to make ur argument then switch it to titles to back ur argument then switch it to teammates and ur alpha male thing. If its a mix of everything like I do it then Kobe n wade are pretty even and Kobe has 4 more titles and an MVP. So that to me is miles apart

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  73. Didnt mean to delete that last comment.

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  74. Agreed C. And Pippen is superior to Kobe cause he has six titles.

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    1. Hope you see that is sarcasm. To back this up a bit. I am only saying that they are comparable players. Of course, Kobe is the best two guard of ths era (so far) but someone earlier said no one else was close. That I can't agree to.

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  75. Compare the stats as well between Kobe n pippen cuz titles aren't everthing. Oh and I thought u said this was 2 guards only?

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  76. By the way pippen is in my ten best I've ever watched. But the question was is there a better 2 guard in our lifetime then Kobe ? Other then MJ obviously.

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  77. I still don't think it's close. Titles bro titles! Deprecates them by miles

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  78. So magic n bron are comparable?

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  79. K. But I only compare the titles where a guy was the primary guy on the team. Kobe two. Wade one.

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  80. I hate Mr. Kins!

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    Jarred

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  81. Anonymous guy Jarred is super overrated too.

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  82. Two Broke Girls? Worst sitcom ever?

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  83. LIU Brooklyn Blackbirds. Racist.

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  84. No way, on the title wade won I would say the officials were the main guy. Pretty sure you said that many times. Kobe was as much of the guy on the 3rd ring with Shaq as wade was with Shaq.

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  85. I believe the clock has ran out on this Kobe debate. Czur wins Mr. Kins loses.

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  86. I don't understand why teams celebrate getting into the tourney when the were really locked in. WVU is in!

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  87. Duke, Kentucky, Indiana and Baylor

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  88. Of course wvu is in. U can be below .500 in ur conference and get in these days.

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  89. Michigan state will win it all. They are battle tested and they will knock people around till they cry and go home!

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  90. Are u kidding me Drexel got the snub nose ? Rip off

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  91. I may not miss a single game in the first round. Are you fuckin pieces of shit ready er wut? Cockroaches

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