If there is anything I hate worse than the state of Texas, it has to be News Anchors. You wanna talk about fake, snotty, miserable people? Then let's talk about pretty much every news anchor I have ever met/banged in my life. I understand ya'll just spent 80 grand on an education that will barely land you a job, you don't hafto take it out on us. Nobody with an ounce of cool running through their veins even like you, we are annoyed by your cunning ability to read from a teleprompter. You're not celebrities, you're not original, you're not breaking new ground with your pot-hole stories, you're not impressing anybody when you interview the Mayor of Nowhere, USA and you sure as hell aren't fooling anybody with your 12 pounds of make-up lookin like a damn zombie puppet. Loosen the fuck up already, you creep us out.
Except for this dude. This dude can ride with me any day. Lets get the fuck out this country mutha fucka....
That's funny!!! You can take a person out of the ghetto but you can't take the ghetto out of the person. You can polish a turd but it still is a piece of shit.
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