Thursday, March 8, 2012

Is Alex Smith A Bust? 

In light of the this past season and the apparent resurgence of the Goddy's favorite sh@thole QB, is Alex Smith no longer a bust? Does one winning season forgive the prior six fecally stained years? Can San Francisco's faithful forget the mass rectal bleeding that the Great Shitter hath inspired?



First, we need to decide what is the definition of bust? I have a simple definition for you'ins guys. I am going to use this definition- Knowing what you know about the player's career, would his team draft him again in the same draft spot? In this way we can decide any player's bust-ness. Peyton Manning would clearly not be a bust. The Colts would without question draft him again. Ryan Leaf? Obviously, the Chargers would like to get a redo on that one.

So, at this point, would the Niners draft Alex Smith again with the first overall pick of the 2005 draft? Come on Rushie, defend your boy. Is there any way that the Niners redo that pick? Just admit that Alex Smith is a busted up butthole. Defend your boy, butthole.

16 comments:

  1. I agree with the elegant Mr. Kins. Alex Smith is a crap hole. Rush is stupid.

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  2. Would someone please tell me why the graphics are all screwed upp in the top left hand corner? I hope you guys didn't pay a lot of money for this. It looks like someone just gave up. Or someone is just really lazy.

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  3. Come on Rush. Defend your boy. You are getting called out, Petey Pan.

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  4. Shitter is absolutely a bust. But going by your who's a bust system I'd say 80+ percent of first rd guys are busts

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  5. Maybe. I dont think it is eighty percent but that is a legit point.

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  6. I see what your doin here. It wont work. I have always said part of Shitmans failure was the hype that surrounded him coming out of college. He played in a weak conference and was never that good to begin with. Shoulda been a 3rd rnd pick. So any real analyst would have predicted this. I probly wouldnt have drafted him period but he had a decent year last yr, by his standards. And your whole thoery is garbage, tons of first rnd picks end up being "dumb" first rnd picks. Ur infatuation with the shitman is disturbing.

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  7. And to answer everyones question on the graphic crap in the top left hand corner, they call themselves "Voltron". There will be plenty more on them when we get to our new site.

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  8. Finally the creater of this wack graphic work is exposed.

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  9. My 7 year old daughter said she'd draw a pcture for the site and she'll only charge $900.

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  10. Verdict is still out on Alex. See what he does the next 4-5 seasons if he lasts that long then we can decide. My definition of bust is Jamarcus Russel 60mil contract of the team in 3 seasons.

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  11. Isn't it better to have Russell be horrible for 3 years and move on then to have a guy that does just enough every year to stick around costing you many years. Now the niners had a great season but I argue that many many guys could have played the qb roll on this niners team.

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  12. I'd rather learn rather quickly that I made a mistake then keep hoping for six years and get mediocrity at best. I don't think Alex shitty is as bad as Mr. Kins does but as the top overall pick he is absolutely a bust. If Russell is your definition of bust then there might never be a bust again.

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  13. Tell your daughter that as long as she draws wut we want we got that 900 stones.

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  14. Alex Smith still sucks.

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  15. And, yes, that was me...the Mr. Kins. F@ck you Alex Smith. You suck my nuts.

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