Vermont based company Ben and Jerry's has teamed up with NBA sensation Jeremy Lin to push its latest craze, Lin-Sanity Ice Cream. Ben and Jerry's shop in Harvard Square began selling The Lin-Sanity ice cream in honor of their pride and joy, Harvard Graduate, Jeremy Lin.
You wanna know what the difference between the Tim Tebow madness and the Jeremy Lin-Sanity is? Ok good, I thought so. It's very very simple, Tim Tebow is very sucky at running an offense and Jeremy Lin isn't. The Yellow Mamba is the real deal. He doesn't need God in his game, he doesn't need cameras following his every move and he doesn't need ESPN specials and Skip Bayless stroking his might ego. He just needs the rock and a tub of his own Ben and Jerry's Lin-sanity ice cream. All of Tebow's stupid, meaningless awards, his fake National Championship, his virginity and love of the Lord are nothing compared to having your own Ben and Jerry's Flavor named after you. Need I say more?
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