If MMA is Gay Then So is Your Second Favorite Sport...

Riddle me this? Are you one of those homophobic, macho pukes that doesn't watch MMA because you "don't want to see two grown men rolling around together?" Are you that insecure that you can't even make a gay joke about yourself without feeling uhhhh, like your gay? If you are then I reckon you probably have a big old truck with duel exhaust, a hemi and some cherry bombs on that shit. It's like peanut butter and jelly, insecurity and lift kits go hand and hand.

Now I'm not trying to piss on anybody's feet here, I'm only trying to broaden your horizons. I'm trying to help you help yourself, to become half as cool as we here at TwoBit Sports are. That's just not possible as long as I keep hearing things like "MMA is Gay" and "you gotta be a fag to wear those tights" and "ewww, he looks like he is 69'n that dude".....no, asshole, you're the one who must be gay for even thinking that. He's wearing those tights so he can kick the shit out you a little bit faster. See timing is everything, the quicker he knocks your dumb ass out the quicker he gets to the club where he will then steal Yo'Bitch, bitch.

Now wake up, every sport has its "gay" moments if your a homophobic butthole and view life and sports with such ignorance. Here's just a few examples....



Are football and rugby gay? Mr. Kins, I think this may be you in Cali, no?



Basketball, hmmmmmm??



How can anyone say that MMA is gay when strange things like this happen in baseball?



I was a soccer fan till about 10 seconds ago...

-- Case Closed --