How about the Denny's Sandwich Bandit?

A man who claimed to be the new manager of a Denny's restaurant in Wisconsin then cooked himself a cheeseburger and fries is facing charges.

Police say 52-year-old James Summers, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase, claimed he was sent by Denny's corporate office Tuesday to be the new manager at the restaurant in Madison. The current manager told him he must have the wrong restaurant. Summers told her she apparently had not received the memo about the change in leadership.

Authorities say the manager called her supervisors while Summers helped himself to a meal. WISC-TV (http://bit.ly/wXDz2w ) says police were summoned and took Summers into custody. Officers say they found a stun gun on his belt. Summers is charged with disorderly conduct, drug possession and possessing an electric weapon.

Let me get this strait, some random bro dressed as a Denny's Manager just walks into the kitchen, says he is there to begin his training, cooks himself lunch and then just tries to dip out of there like everything is hunky dory? I'm not quite sure how I feel right now. Part of me thinks this is a major power move by this dude and he needs to be commended but the other part of me never wants to go back to Denny's at 2am for an omelet and hash browns ever again.

Being in the restaurant biz for 15+ years, I have seen my fair share of ignorant fucks just walk into our kitchen, throw an order around to a waitress and go back to their table like they didn't just do some shit people aren't supposed to do but this.... This is just crazy. I'm baffled, how did this guy get behind the line? How did he know what to cook and where things were? He had to be a former employee, right? I guess the question I need answered is what did this guy make himself to eat? If it was a grand slam banger with the works then he would have had to work there before. If it was just a grilled cheese or something like that then I'm convinced this bro is just, plum slick. Either way, here is a tip for anyone who wants to attempt this at home: If your ever goin to walk into a restaurant's kitchen, pretend your a Manager and cook yourself up something to eat, please remember to leave all of your drugs and stun guns at the crib.