TOP 5 Celebrity Contest





All right gentlemen, its time to find out everyone's personal preference in celebrity fantasy.  Then we will compile it into the first annual TwoBitSports consensus top 5 celebs we want to bang.  To get an accurate picture, we will each list our personal choices 1 through 5 stars with the 5 star being the highest 4 star 2nd and so on down to the 1 star vote.  Post your top 5 as an article.  In the comments section rate each author's girls with 1 through 5 stars.  Once all the ratings and counter ratings are complete the total stars for each girl will be added up to determine TwoBitSports top 5.  With GOD willing, good fortune, and everyone's hard work we will hold this event every year on Valentine's Day.  Remember each year new celebs come along and current ones turn 18.  In famous words of Matthew McConaughey  "Naw, man. That's what I like about these high school girls; I get older, they stay the same age"  from Dazed and Confused.  All right, all kidding aside, its time to get down to serious business.

* Coco Sumner-  Most people won't even know who she is, but the Police's lead man Sting's daughter is following in his footsteps releasing her first single a year or so ago.  In some pictures she looks hot, in others well not so much.  However there is just something about her.  I don't if its because she is akin to a female version of Kurt Cobain, and me being a teenager in the 90's still wonders what the music world would be like if Kurt were still around.  Regardless she's Sting's daughter, attractive to me, and cool enough to rock a Butthole Surfer's T-shirt.  Plus she's only a 1 star.

(On this blog pic is blurry, but in my pics the shirt is clear.)

** Katie Perry - Her eyes are awesome and so is the rest of her.  If it weren't for the scantily clad outfits she now wears at every concert or photo shoot she may not have made it, especially if it was pre-pro active solution days.  The pics speak for themselves on her sex appeal.

I never knew her juggies were that hugenormous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*** Megan Fox/ Famke Janssen - I generally like girls that are somewhat different.  I'm not the type to usually fall for the stereo typical hollwood hottie, but Megan Fox is just that damn hot!  Megan's eyes are even more mesmerizing than Katie Perry's.  I have Famke as a tie, not because I want to cheat and squeeze in another girl, but Famke is Megan in 10 years and vice versa.  It depends if I feel the need for a teen or a cougar.

**** Elizabeth Banks - This was a tough one because I knew Banks was hot in Zack and Miri make a porno, and I thought she was the main bad chick in mean girls, but I was wrong.  Rachel McAdams was in mean girls. They look nearly identical in pics, so I went with the one with the most star power.

***** Asa Akira - Most of you will not recognize the name, but you may recognize her other areas.  She is a celeb in her own right.  She won 2 AVN awards this year.  The AVN is the Oscar's of the adult film industry.  She won the award for best anal scene and best double penetration, I bet her mother is proud!!!  This post was all about getting laid, so why not let a professional handle it, and with her you won't have to act like it slipped and went in the wrong place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!