KKK Tenders, Applesauce and Milk...

Superintendent of Methuen Schools in Mass, Judith Scannell is apparently in some hot water after releasing this school lunch menu to over 6,500 students that clearly showed KKK chicken tenders served with a side of applesauce and buttered pasta. When asked how this happened, Mrs. Scannell said that she was trying to be creative and have "KK" tenders but the person doing the typing accidentally hit an extra K. Mrs. Scannell was also asked what the KK was supposed to mean and she said it was a "creative way of saying Krispy Krunchy Chicken Tenders". Scannell apologized and the menu was quickly fixed.

I'm calling bullshit right here. First of all why would any superintendent be doing a lunch menu anyway? Is that what they get paid to do now? I always thought they did nothing all year, waiting for an inch of snow so they could call school off. Isn't that their only job? And why would anyone spell crunchy with a K? Even if they were just trying to be "creative". That's just stupid right? If I were a betting man, I would say that this was Mrs. Scannell's way of getting back at a young black/Jewish kid she has been sleeping with or something, but I won't even go there today. The real crime in all of this is that who in the fuck eats their KKK tenders with applesauce? Give me my KKK tenders with a side of freedom fries and maybe some fresh slaw but not buttered pasta and applesauce. This is exactly what is wrong with the school systems in America, right here.