Police Fails

That was pretty simple to solve
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I understand that Bolivia is a third world country but art has been around since the dawn of man.  I thought my 7 year old had drawn the police sketch.  I mean seriously they couldn't find someone to draw the sketch.

YOU CAN'T POLISH A TURD!!!!!!

YOU CAN'T POLISH A TURD!!!!!!

This girl took the time to fix the makeup.  Time to pic out the right bra and panties.  She practiced her seductive look in the mirror.  Then when she decided she was looking sufficiently sexy enough she took the picture.  She's done her best to turn you on.  Unfortunately she just dropped a big LOG!!!!!!!!

Like father like son ?

For those of you that don't know much about skateboarding I'm sure you can follow this one. You can follow cuz I know you know who Tony Hawk is right? I wanted to pose a question to everyone. Do you think everyone was born to do something? Well growing up skateboarding I have come to accept that I probably wasn't born with all the things that it takes to be a pro skater. Though I was damn good! Haha, no seriously I was sick yo! Anyways maybe I was born to play tennis but I just never picked up a tennis racket. Like Micheal Jordan was born to play basketball and he happened to pick up a basketball you know? Well everyone knows who Tony Hawk is and that's because he is Mr. Skateboarder, a legend! Tony is the greatest vert skater of all time and nobody will ever take that title away from him. He went pro when he was 13 and starting winning every contest almost immediately. I remember when his son ( Riley ) was born and I always wondered how great he might one day become. I think he was born with gifts to skate but he probably had to work harder then Tony ever had to and he still is not nearly as good as his old man. Not saying that Tony didn't work his ass off, I'm sure he's got plenty of deformed bones and a lopsided ball sack. Point is that maybe only a few of us ever find what we were born to do. Riley unlike Tony decided to keep it gangsta and chose to surf on the streets not on the ramps. Well Riley is kinda grown up now, a pro in his own right. This is Riley Hawks new video part on the Lakai Shoes video.

There May Not Be a Better Video for a Friday.

While the rest of the world finishes up their work week in a couple hours, mine will be only half way over. While you're gettin it in around the midnight hour, I will just be getting off of work, on the couch wishing I was 21 again.

Fellas, this video is for you. It is my reminder of how lucky you are that I am not 21. If I were, I'd most likely be that kid in the corner, coppin your girls number while your lookin tough with your schmedium TAPOUT shirt and pool stick. All like "I got next game, those are my quarters." You boys these days, you make it so easy for me.

And to the Ladies, I deeply regret not getting to spend more time with ya'll. I'm a busy man, I have this world to conquer n shit. Let this video remind you that there is no-school like the old-school. Keep that in mind when you choose which boner your goin to bang out this fine evening.

*Thank to Tech Chick for the shit*

VIETNAM VET 67 years old smashes THUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For those of you that haven't seen this video yet you are in for a treat.  The olde gentleman just wanted to be left alone, and the thug should've listened.  Next time he'll probably thing twice.  After this video went viral, someone found the veteran and got an inverview!!!!

How about the fact that he steals the old man's bag after the fight.  I wonder if the "ampulanz" he "axin fo" came to treat him.  On more video for your enjoyment below.

The fruit cake is back with a brand new invention

The fruit cake is back with a brand new invention. Dennis Rodman is starting a stripper basketball league. Well actually the league is only going to have one team so I'm not sure that really qualifies as a league. The court will be shrunk down to 55 feet and the rims lowered to 8 ft. Mr.Rodman says " Its not going to be raunchy, I will make sure it's very classy" Ummmm yea cuz you've been so classy throughout your professional career. I can see it now, a bunch of plastic women running up n down the court while Dennis paces in front of the bench in drag. I will say however, I think this is a brilliant idea. Look anything even remotely related to porn is a money maker. But with Dennis Rodman running things I can't imagine what this is going to look like. But I hope it works, if only to hear some of the nicknames these girls get. That could be funny

Song of the epoc

Modest Mouse is one of the few bands that I can honestly say I never get sick of listening to them. Song to song the sound is so different. Unlike 90% of the bands out there. With most the bands in rock today it's like you put a fuckin single in. Every song sounds the same, just different words applied to the hook. I hope you enjoy cuz I'm sure there will be more of them in the future.