He wasn't pretend smoking, because he said he wasn't pretend smoking, duh.

After drilling a 3 pointer Monday against the Knicks, Baron Davis absolutely, positively was in no way, shape or form pretending to burn down a chubby L when he made the gesture shown above. Do you know how I know? Because he tweeted his innocence. I absolutely believe everything I read on twitter so I hafto believe Baron on this one. Its perfectly clear he was doing nothing but "Kissin The Three".  Case closed.

If you don't want to believe Baron's Tweet, well here is more rock solid evidence. Baron's Agent, Todd Ramasar issued these statements early Tuesday morning. Like i said, case closed.

Turkey Clubs Wraps, Chicken Wings and The Cinnamon Challenge. Just Another Day in the Kitchen.

So I hafto admit, shit like this just tickles my fancy. Just classic macho man type of shit. There may be no better way to kill some down time at work, right? Yeah sure, if your not the dumb ass losing money. I watched 7 or 8 of these videos to kinda get my feel, knowin full well I was sure to win some cold hard cash betting some moron that this can't be done.

I recently put my research to the test and issued a challenge to one of our dishwashers from work. One heaping table spoon of cinnamon was to be completly swallowed in less than a minute for me to win. That's a sure thing right? I have inside information, I preyed on the kid who has the shittiest job in America and I basically changed the whole cinnamon challenge game up, with my own rules. This is how legends are born right?

58 seconds later, everything backfired. I don't even want to talk about it, actually.  Not only did I lose money, I was officially the biggest doosh bag in the entire restaurant. I cheated and I lost, In front of a bunch of chicks, nonetheless. Not a real good look for me and as for our dishwasher, yeah he's still washing dishes.

It's rough being white... Sometimes.

I understand that being a whiteboy from the Burg has its many advantages I really do, but it's times like this I just wish I was a brotha. There is always that time in every caucasions life that for an instant, that one moment in time, we wish we were anything but white.

Just look at this fucked up situation. Two of the biggest pud-ass whiteboys America has to offer, just rollin around like a couple of fuckin dooshbags in front of what seems to be every single race known to man. Where is this melting pot of fast food burger chumpies anyways?

Rate That Ass- vote 1 for, I wouldn't bang that with your peter or vote 10 for, the kid got back.

P.S. My hats off to the dorky hippster who at least had the nards to shut this prick up. Woop, was that an Armbar from the side mount?

I got these cheeseburgers man.....

CZUR's Song ah dah day

Awesome song putting a lil spin on the small town diss. Atmosphere is the midwest alternative hip hop group that kept it real and stayed right where they're from. Really, I guess this song just makes me feel better about never gettin outta here.    

STEELERS HATER - JOHN CLAYTON

                                                  STEELERS HATER - JOHN CLAYTON
John Clayton reporting about the friction between Big Ben and Todd Haley. Well I'm just not sure how credible he is when he covers his hometown Steelers. I mean he was bashed pretty hard after his role in what was called "shouldergate" back in the late 70's. He was blamed for costing the Steelers a draft pick and pretty much run outta town. I gotta say that I have noticed his coverage of the Steelers always seemed to be on the negative side. I think John Clayton is just hating the fact that Big Ben is really good and with Haley, the Steelers offense may be unstoppable!

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