Friday, March 2, 2012

VIETNAM VET 67 years old smashes THUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


For those of you that haven't seen this video yet you are in for a treat.  The olde gentleman just wanted to be left alone, and the thug should've listened.  Next time he'll probably thing twice.  After this video went viral, someone found the veteran and got an inverview!!!!



How about the fact that he steals the old man's bag after the fight.  I wonder if the "ampulanz" he "axin fo" came to treat him.  On more video for your enjoyment below.











The fruit cake is back with a brand new invention


The fruit cake is back with a brand new invention. Dennis Rodman is starting a stripper basketball league. Well actually the league is only going to have one team so I'm not sure that really qualifies as a league. The court will be shrunk down to 55 feet and the rims lowered to 8 ft. Mr.Rodman says " Its not going to be raunchy, I will make sure it's very classy" Ummmm yea cuz you've been so classy throughout your professional career. I can see it now, a bunch of plastic women running up n down the court while Dennis paces in front of the bench in drag. I will say however, I think this is a brilliant idea. Look anything even remotely related to porn is a money maker. But with Dennis Rodman running things I can't imagine what this is going to look like. But I hope it works, if only to hear some of the nicknames these girls get. That could be funny

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Song of the epoc



Modest Mouse is one of the few bands that I can honestly say I never get sick of listening to them. Song to song the sound is so different. Unlike 90% of the bands out there. With most the bands in rock today it's like you put a fuckin single in. Every song sounds the same, just different words applied to the hook. I hope you enjoy cuz I'm sure there will be more of them in the future.

Anchor Dude Bugs Out...and Fuck Texas!

If there is anything I hate worse than the state of Texas, it has to be News Anchors. You wanna talk about fake, snotty, miserable people? Then let's talk about pretty much every news anchor I have ever met/banged in my life. I understand ya'll just spent 80 grand on an education that will barely land you a job, you don't hafto take it out on us. Nobody with an ounce of cool running through their veins even like you, we are annoyed by your cunning ability to read from a teleprompter. You're not celebrities, you're not original, you're not breaking new ground with your pot-hole stories, you're not impressing anybody when you interview the Mayor of Nowhere, USA and you sure as hell aren't fooling anybody with your 12 pounds of make-up lookin like a damn zombie puppet. Loosen the fuck up already, you creep us out.

Except for this dude. This dude can ride with me any day. Lets get the fuck out this country mutha fucka....

Oh My God My Balls Are Bleeding!!



Check this little dude out, big ups to my mans!! This kids got massive nuts for even attempting this. Correction, this kids got massive bloody nuts for even attempting this.

How much are you willing to bet that as soon as this kids balls healed up he was layin the root down? Fact: chicks love skaters, and chicks love skaters that go as huge as this little bro went. Bloody balls of steel. Play on playboy.

Who Says You Can't Light a Fart on Fire?



Fart Ignition has long been a debate between my boys and I, for whatever reason. There are a couple of us who have done it before and know it's possible but then there are the ones who have never seen it happen and just don't believe it is even possible. Well, I'm here to say YES, it is very much possible and here is your proof. YouTube is flooded with these videos, some seem fake but most you can certainly tell are absolutely real. Once again, I am right and you are wrong. If you have the nards to try it, be very, very careful. I'm not sure but I'm pretty sure you can burn up your whole insides if something goes wrong.

BREAKING NEWS: Hot chicks do fart, what the fuck! Next thing you know hot chicks will be taking dumps n shit.



POLITICAL ASSASSINATION

by: Steve Dobbs





The Los Angeles County coroner's office will review the death of conservative blogger Andrew Breitbart, who collapsed and died Thursday while taking a nighttime walk near his Westwood home.
Given his young age -- he was 43 -- and the unexpected manner in which he died, authorities will conduct an autopsy to help determine a specific cause of death.

Breitbart wanted us to take back our country.  He wanted we the people to execute our constitutional rights.  He was an author, journalist, and activist who wasn't shy about his political position.  After 10 years as editor of the Drudge Report and helping to launch the Huffington Post, Breitbart launched in 2005 his news aggregation site Breitbart.com, which was designed to counter what he described as the "bully media cabal" that he said ignored stories at odds with prevailing liberal orthodoxy.
His goal, he often said, was to "destroy the institutional left."
His big splash came in 2009, when he posted an undercover video in which a pair of conservative activists posing as a prostitute and her boyfriend asked employees of the community group ACORN for help with a brothel that would house underage Salvadorans.
ACORN was embarrassed when some of its workers seemed too helpful; Congress responded by defunding the organization.

Breitbart's sites were hard hitting and in your face journalism.  He didnt back off on the tough issues.  Recently he made a statement that he had video of Barack Obama from his early days where Obama was in the company of Bill Ayers (former member of the Weather underground which was responsible for terrorist bombings in the 60's and 70's in protest of the Vietnam War) and others involved in radical left-wing and terrorist activity.  According to Breitbart once the videos were released their wouldnt be a chance of Obama being re-elected.  These videos were to be a death sentence to the Obama campaign.  Now just a little over a week after the announcement of the videos Breitbart was found dead.  Assosciate of Breitbart and fellow political journalist Michael Savage stated on his syndicated radio program, "Could Obama have had Breitbart assasinated?  I think he could have."  Now I personally don't know the answer to that question.  However, politics is dirty business. If a president such as JFK could be taken out, then its not a stretch to think that a journalist who was endangering the career of the most powerful man in the world could be disposed of as well.  This wouldnt be the first controversial death of a man linked to the white house.  Nor is it the first controversy surrounding our current president.  Of course we will probably never know the truth.  Hopefully the videos don't just dissappear as well.